A man entered a bar that was advertising for a bouncer. He went up to the bartender and
asked, “Has that bouncer position been filled?” “Not yet,” said the bartender, “do you
have any experience?” “Well, no,” said the man, “but watch this!” He walked over and picked
up an obviously drunk patron and threw him right out of the front door. “How about that for
experience?,” he crowed. “Not bad,” the bartender conceded, “but you’ll need to talk to the
boss about the job.” “OK,”, the man said, “where is he?” “Well,”
laughed the bartender, “he’s that bruised individual who is just now
staggering back in through the front door!”