A Mother Comes Home From Work To Find That Her Kids Are Hiding Behind The
Couch. She Asks What’s Wrong, And The Kids Reply That Aunt Sally Was In The House
Naked. So She Goes To Her Bedroom To Investigate, And She Finds Her Husband
Lying On The Bed Naked And Sweaty. She Asks, “What’s Going On?” He Replies, “I’m
Having A Heart Attack.” She Says “I’m Going To Call 911, While I’m Really Looking For
My Sister.” She Discovers The Aunt In The Bathroom Closet In The Nude, And Gives
Her A Slap, “How Dare You! My Husband Is Having A Heart Attack And You’re Running
Around Scaring The Kids!”