A Woman Places An Ad In The Local Newspaper. “Looking For A Man With
Three Qualifications: Won’t Beat Me Up, Won’t Run Away From Me, And Is Great In
Bed.” Two Days Later Her Doorbell Rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I Have No Arms So I
Won’t Beat You, And No Legs So I Won’t Run Away.” “What Makes You Think
You Are Great In Bed?” The Woman Retorts. Tim
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