A Nigerian man and white American guy 

A Nigerian man and white American guy were seated on plane. The Nigerian

man had to a bunch of banana, while the white American

guy had a monkey.

The Nigerian man wanted to use the toilet, he said to the white guy; Please

watch over my bananas, while am gone. He went came back

and found out that the bananas were all gone.

The white guy pointed at the monkey and said; your brother here; ate

all of them.

The Nigerian man said nothing. Minutes later, the white guy said, please

hold my monkey while I pee. He came back and met the monkey dead.

He asked the Nigerian man what happened and he replied;

this is family matter, please stay out of it…..LOL