The boy of ten was sipping his favorite strawberry soda at McDonalds when his pal strolled in. The boy looked up from the drink and said, “Thought you were over at Jenny’s house.” “I’m through with girls,” the other said, “after all, a dime a dozen.” “You mean it?” – […]
A man’s wife had a bad dream. She woke up and got scared and started crying. Her husband trying to keep her calm and make her comfortable. HUSBAND: Why in the world are you crying anyways? WIFE: I dreamt a rich man kidnapped me from you. HUSBAND: It was just […]
A Nigerian man and white American guy were seated on plane. The Nigerian man had to a bunch of banana, while the white American guy had a monkey. The Nigerian man wanted to use the toilet, he said to the white guy; Please watch over my bananas, while am gone. […]
One day a trainer brings along an elephant for a walk in the town. Along one street this elephant saw a man urinating in the bush and bursted out laughing. The trainer was puzzled why this elephant laughed so he asked him, “Hi my good boy, why did you laugh?” […]
So a man goes to his psychiatrist because he has the constant urge to put his dick in the cucumber cutter at work. The psychiatrist tells him the only way to overcome this is to actually go through with it. So the next day the guy gets home from work […]
A guy dials home from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid.” answered the woman. “We don’t have a maid!” “I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.” “Well, this is her husband. Is she there?” “Ummm…she’s upstairs […]
