A thrice divorced woman is giving love another try
Her first love abused her with his fists.
The second one ran away. The third one
completely failed in bed. But she still feels
lonely and doesn’t want to stop believing in
love, so she posted an ad on a newspaper
with her story that she was still available.
A few days later, she heard the doorbell ring.
She opens up the door, and a man with no arms
and no legs showed. He says, “Hi, I saw your ad.
I was hoping I could be your new boyfriend.”
The woman was confused. “What makes you think
you’re gonna be better than my last 3?” She inquired.
“Well,” he began. “I have no arms,
so I won’t abuse you. I have no legs,
so I won’t abandon or run away from you.
” “But how are you in bed?” She asked.
And his response was, “Well, I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”