A very attractive woman goes up to the bartender in a quiet rural bar. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she
seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
She asks softly, ‘Are you the manager?’, while stroking his face with both hands.
Actually, no the man replies.
Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him She says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
I’m afraid I can’t breathes the bartender. Is there anything I can do?
Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message for me She continues, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck on them gently.
What should I tell him? The bartender manages to say.
Tell him, there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room.