A couple decides to visit a marriage counselor to iron out their differences.
As they’re airing their grievances, they notice a parrot
in the corner of the room. Every time the husband speaks,
the parrot squawks, “Divorce! Divorce!” Flustered,
the wife turns to the counselor and says,
“Is that bird going to do that every time?”
The counselor chuckles and says, “No worries.
He’s just bitter from his last relationship.”