A woman came home to find her retired husband waving
a rolled up newspaper round his head.
Wife: ‘What are you doing dear?’
Husband: ‘Swatting flies – I got 3 males and 2 females’
Wife: ‘How on earth do you know
which gender they were?’
Husband: ‘Easy – 3 were on the beer, and
the other 2 were on the phone.’