An old blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer
Walks into a bar
The bartender asks “Have you been blind long?” He replies, “I’ve been blind for 50 years, but
my hearing is perfect. I’ll bet I can tell you what’s happening in any room in this bar.” The
bartender says “Go ahead and try.” The old man cups a hand round his ear and tilts his head to
the ceiling. “In your upstairs bathroom, the one at the end of the corridor… a tap’s been left
on.” The bartender sends his nephew to check, who returns and confirms the findings.
“Could’ve been luck,” says the bartender, “Go on, try again…” The old man cups his ear, tilts his
head to the floor and listens. “I hear scurrying in your cellar,” he says, “You have rats.” “That’s
bullshit,” says the bartender, and sends his nephew to check. He returns and the old man is right, again.
Now intrigued, the bartender urges him to try again. He cups a hand round his ear and listens
toward the bar. “In the storeroom down that corridor, someone’s having se* now”. The nephew
checks the storeroom, and two of the staff screwing.
“Jeez old man, you truly are incredible,” says the bartender, “what else can you hear?” The blind
man places his head on the bar. He raises off the bar and says, “Your beer pump is broken”.
The bartender checks the pump… “Ha! You’re wrong old man. It’s working perfectly!” “Then where’s my fuc* beer?”