An old blind man walks into a bar

An old blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer
Walks into a bar

The bartender asks “Have you been blind long?” He replies, “I’ve been blind for 50 years, but

my hearing is perfect. I’ll bet I can tell you what’s happening in any room in this bar.” The

bartender says “Go ahead and try.” The old man cups a hand round his ear and tilts his head to

the ceiling. “In your upstairs bathroom, the one at the end of the corridor… a tap’s been left

on.” The bartender sends his nephew to check, who returns and confirms the findings.

“Could’ve been luck,” says the bartender, “Go on, try again…” The old man cups his ear, tilts his

head to the floor and listens. “I hear scurrying in your cellar,” he says, “You have rats.” “That’s

bullshit,” says the bartender, and sends his nephew to check. He returns and the old man is right, again.

Now intrigued, the bartender urges him to try again. He cups a hand round his ear and listens

toward the bar. “In the storeroom down that corridor, someone’s having se* now”. The nephew

checks the storeroom, and two of the staff screwing.

“Jeez old man, you truly are incredible,” says the bartender, “what else can you hear?” The blind

man places his head on the bar. He raises off the bar and says, “Your beer pump is broken”.

The bartender checks the pump… “Ha! You’re wrong old man. It’s working perfectly!” “Then where’s my fuc* beer?”