So a guy and his gf are making out and the girl tells the guy she really wants to do 69. The guy agrees but remembers his girl is on her period so he declines. The Gf begs and he finally agrees, thinking a little bit of blood can’t be […]
A man goes to a Psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about s**.” The Psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks. The man turns the picture […]
A man is right in the middle of furiously making love to his wife when suddenly their 5-year old son walks in. “Mommy, daddy – can we…” He stares for a moment, wide-eyed, then runs from the room in tears. “Oh boy,” says the dad, “I’d better go find Timmy […]
After making love, a couple lay in bed. She says to him, “And with that, I have had s** with you more than anyone in my life.” He laughs and says, “You announced that last week, but it’s just as funny.” She replies, “And it’s just as true.”
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. ‘Is this your husband?’ he nervously asks. ‘No, silly,’ she replies, snuggling up to him. ‘Your boyfriend, then?’ he continues. ‘No, not at all,’ […]
After making love, the man excused himself and went into the bathroom. When he returned, the woman sat up in bed and remarked, “I can tell you are a doctor by the way you washed your hands before and after. “ “Well, that’s right, ” the fellow said with a […]
John and his wife are living in an apartment complex and they make love pretty regularly. Every night when they do it the wife moans uncontrollably. One day, John’s old neighbor, Peter approaches him. Hey John, uhm, I don’t know how to tell you this, but every night when you […]
A father passing by his teenage son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and […]
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,’ Lord, […]
A couple years ago I met the love of my life. She’s beautiful, intelligent, and compliments all of my weaknesses with her strengths. Recently, she became pregnant and I could not be more filled with joy. We found out we were having a boy, which was the perfect icing on […]