Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a […]
Three young mothers and their small children – Funny Story
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, […]
Married couple discussing – Funny Jokes
Married couple discussing erectile disfunction with a surgeon. “Well medication is not helping so we would have to operate. You have 3 options”“We can do reconstruction of your pubococcygeus muscle. Level 1 surgery will enable you to get 1 erection a month. That costs £10,000. Level 2 surgery will enable […]