A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas

A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas

The poor man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your wife this Christmas?” The rich man replies, “Diamond earrings and a Mercedes.” The poor man…

 For a high school dance

 For a high school dance

For a high school dance, the head boy asked out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line outside…

I was in my garden when I got the news

I was in my garden when I got the news

I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed…

Three men are in the middle

Three men are in the middle

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with…

A businessman went into the office

A businessman went into the office

A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking…

The Wife Was Discussing The Subject Of Christmas Presents

The Wife Was Discussing The Subject Of Christmas Presents

The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of wine…

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby. The Driver Says: “Ugh, That’s The Ugliest Baby I’ve Ever Seen.” The Woman Walks To The Rear Of…

On The Golf Course With His Wife

On The Golf Course With His Wife

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,“Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.”His…

The Groom Approached Pastor Johnny

The Groom Approached Pastor Johnny

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached Pastor Little Johnny with an unusual offer:“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get…

A Man Was At Home Watching TV And Eating Peanuts

A Man Was At Home Watching TV And Eating Peanuts – Funny Jokes

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle…