Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician.
A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling
the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful,
comely young female.
The doctor stops him and asks, “Herm, you
must be feeling terrific, yes?”
Herman says, “Just following orders, Doc. You told
me to get a hot mama and be cheerful.”
The physician exclaims, “Herm, that’s not what
I told you! I said, ‘Your heart’s
got a murmur. Be careful.”