Herm is 85 years old and retired

Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician.

A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling

the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful,

comely young female.

The doctor stops him and asks, “Herm, you

must be feeling terrific, yes?”

Herman says, “Just following orders, Doc. You told

me to get a hot mama and be cheerful.”

The physician exclaims, “Herm, that’s not what

I told you! I said, ‘Your heart’s

got a murmur. Be careful.”