Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting
on a bench under a tree when one
turned to the other and said
“Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains.
I know you’re about my age.
How do you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!? Like a new-born baby?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I
think I just wet my pants.”