How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one
to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate
a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one
to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one
to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight
to bill for professional
services.