A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to
a doctors appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain
that he stopped her for speeding. She looks at her husband and asks, “What did he
say?” The husband replies, “He said he stopped you for speeding.” The officer asked
the elderly female for her driver’s license and she turned and asked her husband,
“What did he say? The husband replies, “he wants to see your driver’s license.” The
women hands the officer her license and he sees that she is from his old home town.
The officer tells the couple that he remembered the town because he had the worst
sexual experience of his life there. The women looks at her husband and asked, “What
did he say?” The husband replies, “He says he knows you.”