There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim.
When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”
The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.” A little later,
another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?”
The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.” Eventually
the preacher drowned and went to heaven. The preacher asked
God, “Why didn’t you save me?” God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”