One morning while his wife was making breakfast,
a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy
pinch on her butt.
He said to her, “If you firmed up your butt
we could get rid of your girdle.”
The wife was angry but said nothing.
The next morning her husband pinched her breast
and said, “If you firmed these up we could get
rid of your bra.”
The wife grabbed her husband’s penis and replied,
“and if you firmed this up we could get rid of
the mailman, the gardener, the pool man,
and your brother!”