After the ceremonies and wedding meals, all three
grooms happened to be at the bar at the same time
and they got talking about how they were looking
forward to their wedding nights.
The first groom said “Hey we should let each other
know how we got on. How about, at breakfast, the
number of pieces of toast we order is the number
of times we, er, consummated our marriages?!”
The other two grooms agreed, and they went on
their way, partying until the small hours, where
upon they took their respective brides to their
respective rooms for their respective wedding nights.
The next morning at breakfast, they all gave each other
little smiles until the waiter asked the first groom how
many pieces of toast he would like.
“Just three pieces of toast for me!” he announced,
and the other two groom gave him appreciative nods.
The second groom, when asked by the waiter said
in a slightly louder voice “I shall have five, yes five,
pieces of toast please.” And with a big grim, he looked around
and saw the other two grooms winking and raising their
glasses of orange juice in his direction.
Finally, the waiter approached the third groom
and ask him how many pieces of toast he would like.
The man answered “I will have seven pieces
of toast please….. and can you make 2 of them brown?!”