A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw
an unusually beautiful woman
boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading
straight toward his seat.
Lo and behold, she took the seat
right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted
out, “Business trip or vacation?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business.
I’m going to the Annual S**ual Studies Convention in Chicago”.
He swallowed hard.
Here was the gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him and she was going to
a meeting about s**ual studies!
Struggling to maintain his composure,
he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use my extensive
personal experience to share interesting facts about s**uality.
“Really,” he gulped,”like what?”
“Well,” she explained, “For instance,
Native American Indians are the most passionate.
While Jewish men are the most likely to satisfy a woman fully.
And in terms of lasting the longest, surprisingly it’s the Southern redneck.”
Suddenly, the woman became
a little uncomfortable and blushed.
“I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing
this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Um, Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.”