So he goes to a brothel and tells the madame that
he wants something ‘out of the oridinary’.
Madame replies: We’ve a goat. Do you want the goat?
The guy says: No, something even more kinky.
Madame: We’ve an alien from the planet Mars.
Guy: No, even more kinky.
Madame: We’ve a woman that will give you a blow job
WHILE she is singing the national anthem to you.
Guy: I’ll take it!
Madame: Fine, but you musn’t turn the lights on.
Do whatever you want with her but do it in the dark.
So the guy goes into a dark room, has his
zipper undone and the blow job begins. After a few
seconds the woman begins to sing the national
anthem to him. The guy got really curious
so he turned the lights on.
And the woman was missing an eyeball.