A guy is making out with a girl and things
are going well…
When he thinks, “hey things are going
my way quickly, so screw second
base, I’m going for third.”
He tries, but the girl backs off, and she says
“wow, that’s a little presumptuous don’t you think?”
The man replies “Presumptuous? That’s
a pretty big word for an 8-year-old…”