A man and a woman who have never met before find
themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both manage
to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk,
the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over
and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold
and I was wondering if you could possibly pass
me another blanket.”
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye
said “I’ve got a better idea, let’s pretend we’re married.”
“Why not,” giggles the woman.
“Good,” he replies.
“Get your own blanket.”