A man decides to audio record his wedding night
and one year later on their anniversary, play it back
to re-live the wonderful sounds his wife was making
that night. So he played it back and she was saying
“ah ah…that’s happiness”. He was moved to tears.
He decided to share this special moment for his wife.
She told him “you idiot, you have it on slow motion.
I was saying, “ha ha, that’s a penis?”