There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he
did not know which one to marry.
So he decided to give each one $5000
and see how each of them spent it.
The first one went out and got a total
makeover with the money.
She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure,
pedicure, the works, and tells the man, “I spent the money
so I could look pretty for you because
I love you so much.”
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs,
a CD player, a television, and a stereo and
gave them to the man.
She said, “I bought these gifts for you with the
money because I love you so much.”
The third one takes the $5000 and invests
it in the stock market, doubles her investment,
returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest.
She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for
our future because I love you so much.”
The man thought long and hard about how
each of the women spent the money.
Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided
to marry the one with the biggest breasts.