A woman meets a man in a bar

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect;

they end up leaving together.


They get back to his place, and as he shows her

around his apartment, she notices that one wall

of his bedroom is completely filled with soft,

sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves

in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of

cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in

rows covering the entire wall!


It was obvious that he had taken quite

some time to lovingly arrange them and

she was immediately touched by the amount

of thought he had put into organizing the display.


There were small bears all along the bottom

shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length

of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears

running all the way along the top shelf.


She found it strange for an obviously masculine

guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy

Bears, but doesn’t mention this to him,

and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.


They share a bottle of wine and continue talking

and, after a while, she finds herself thinking,

“Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father my children?”

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.

He responds warmly.


They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and

he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries

her into his bedroom where they rip off each

other’s clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds

with more passion, more creativity, more

heat than she has ever known. After an intense,

explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive

guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.


The woman rolls over, gently strokes his

chest and asks coyly, “Well, how was it?”


The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her

cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says,

“Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.”