It’s 3 AM. A woman paces angrily in her house
waiting for her physicist husband to come home.
Finally he does. As he walks through the door she
glares and demands “where have you been!?” Sheepishly,
the physicist husband tries to explain himself.
He says, “well my colleagues and I went out just
for a friendly drink. A group of women invited us
to join them, so we did. We drank and had fun
talking and it got a little flirty. I got swept up in
the moment and one thing led to another.
I ended up making out with one
of the women we met.”
His wife listens impatiently, arms crossed,
furiously tapping her foot the whole time. When
he finishes, she blurts out “Liar! LIAR! You were
in the lab again weren’t you!”