After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side.
“Son, when I first got married to your mother,
the first thing I did when we got home was take
off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told
her to try them on, which she did. They were huge
on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because
they were too large. I said to her, ‘Of course they are too
big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’
Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem.”
Brian took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his
wife on his wedding night. Then, Jill took off her
panties and gave them to Brian. “Try these on,” she said.
Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were
far too small. “What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your
panties,” said Brian. “Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t
change your attitude, you never will!”