Agnes married and had 13 children.
When her husband died, she married
again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried
and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman
and said, Lord, theyre finally together.
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her
friend, “Do you think he means her first, second
or third husband?”
The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”