Ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job.
“Ive never done that” she says, “what do I do ?”
“Well” replies Ben, “remember when you were
a kid and you’d shake a coke bottle and spray your
brother with it … that’s what you do.”
She nods, so he pulls his manhood out and
she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it.
A minute later, he has tears running down his face,
snot flowing from his nose and wax flying from his ears.
She asks ‘Whats wrong ?’
Ben cries “TAKE YOUR FUCKING
THUMB OFF THE END!”