Company training session

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week,

company training session.


Her husband drives her to the airport and

wishes her to have a good trip.


The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would

you like me to bring for you?”


The husband laughs and says: “An English girl!”


The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:

“So, honey, how was the trip?”


“Very good, thank you,” replies the wife.


“And, what happened to my present?”


“Which present?”


“I asked for, the English girl?”


“Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have

to wait a few months to see if its a girl!”