A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret,
but didn’t wear a balaclava.
He told all in the bank not to look at him
or he would shoot them.
One foolhardy customer sneaked a look,
and the robber promtply shot him.
The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face.
One customer, gazing intently at the ground,
said “I think my wife got a glimpse”