Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a grea
t dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I
want with my old buddies and don’t you give me
a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be s** here at seven
o’clock every night… whether you’re here or not.”