Typical macho man married – Funny Jokes

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and

after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time

I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a grea

t dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.

I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I

want with my old buddies and don’t you give me

a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me.

Just understand that there will be s** here at seven

o’clock every night… whether you’re here or not.”