Little Johnny is sitting in class, the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks
the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says the word is “contagious”. Little
Johnny is waving his arm up and down, no other students have their arm up. The
teacher figures there is no way Johnny can come up with something rude for this
word, and she calls his name to use the word in a sentence. Johnny says the other
day, my dad and I were driving down the freeway and woman was painting a
billboard, she was using a very small brush. The teacher says “what does this have to
do the word contagious?” Johnny says “my dad turned to me and said: ‘Son it is going
to take that “cunt-ages” to paint that billboard with that little brush!'”