Little Johnny is sitting in class

Little Johnny is sitting in class, the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks

the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says the word is “contagious”. Little

Johnny is waving his arm up and down, no other students have their arm up. The

teacher figures there is no way Johnny can come up with something rude for this

word, and she calls his name to use the word in a sentence. Johnny says the other

day, my dad and I were driving down the freeway and woman was painting a

billboard, she was using a very small brush. The teacher says “what does this have to

do the word contagious?” Johnny says “my dad turned to me and said: ‘Son it is going

to take that “cunt-ages” to paint that billboard with that little brush!'”