Two buds sitting at the bar; the first looks at his watch and says “SHIT!
She is going to read me the riot act for getting home this late,
and half in the bag to bott.” The other guy says “Dude; you’re doing
it all wrong. When I get home I make a loud racket coming through
the front door, loudly drop my boots in the hallway, and clomp right
up the stairs. Then I basically kick in the bedroom door and shout
“Honey! I’m home!!! How about a blowjob?”
She is fast asleep every time…”