Little Johnny was always late for school

Little Johnny was always late for school.
When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle.

Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket.

Next day Johnny was on time.
The teacher had history class.

“What are the people in Asia called”, she asked a student.
“Asians”, said the student.

“What are the people in Africa called”.
“Africans” said the student.

Then she asked Johnny, “What are the people in Europe called”, but Johnny didn’t

know so the girl behind him whispered, “Euro pean.”

To that Johnny said, “No I’m not, that’s just my popsicle.”