A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me, young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but […]
Little Johnny was always late for school.When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time.The teacher had history class. “What are the people […]
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed… driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What the hell is taking so long?Hit the damned ball!” The guy answers, “My wife is […]
Billy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom.So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but […]
A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her.He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women – […]
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.” Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing […]
