Little Sally Came Home From School With A Smile On Her Face, And Told
Her Mother, “Frankie Brown Showed Me His Weenie Today At The Playground!”
Before The Mother Could Raise A Concern, Sally Went On To Say, “It Reminded
Me Of A Peanut.” Relaxing With A Hidden
Smile, Sally’s Mom Asked, “Really Small, Was
It?” Sally Replied, “No, Salty.” Mom Fainted