The Little Rascal’s Class Were Having A Spelling Test. The Teacher Asks If Anyone Can Use The Word “Admire” In A Sentence. Spanky Raises His Hand And Says, “I Admire My Dog.” “Good Job,” The Teacher Replies, “Now, Who Can Use ‘Respect’ In A Sentence?” Alfalfa Raises His Hand And […]
Little Sally Came Home From School With A Smile On Her Face, And Told Her Mother, “Frankie Brown Showed Me His Weenie Today At The Playground!” Before The Mother Could Raise A Concern, Sally Went On To Say, “It Reminded Me Of A Peanut.” Relaxing With A Hidden Smile, Sally’s […]
Three People Get Arrested And Are Taken Into Holding For Questioning. The Officer Talks To The First Girl, Asking, “What’s Your Name?” She Says, “Yo.” The Officer Asks, “What Are You In For?” She Responds With, “Blowing Bubbles.” The Officer Takes Her Picture And Lets Her Go. He Asks The […]
A Man Is Walking Down The Street, When He Notices That His Grandfather Is Sitting On The Porch In A Rocking Chair, With Nothing On From The Waist Down. “Grandpa, What Are You Doing?” The Man Exclaims. The Old Man Looks Off In The Distance And Does Not Answer His […]
