Little Sally Came Home From School With A Smile On Her Face,
And Told Her Mother, “Frankie Brown Showed Me His Weenie
Today At The Playground!” Before The Mother Could Raise A Concern,
Sally Went On To Say, “It Reminded Me Of A Peanut.” Relaxing With
A Hidden Smile, Sally’s Mom Asked, “Really Small, Was It?” Sally
Replied, “No, Salty.” Mom Fainted.