Jed and Wilma, an elderly couple, were driving to Buffalo to visit family.
Naturally, given their age, they shared the driving with a changeover each time they stopped for a comfort break.
Whilst Wilma was behind the steering wheel, she was pulled over by the Police.
“Mam, did you know you were speeding?” said the Police officer.
Now Wilma was hard of hearing, so she turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?“
In response, Jed yelled, “He says you were speeding!“
“Mam, may I see your driver’s license, please?” the Police officer asked politely.
Once again, Wilma turned to Jed and said, “What did he say?“
Yelling, once again, Jed responded, “He wants to see your driver’s license!“
Wilma searched through her purse and eventually found her driver’s license which she passed to the Police officer.
The Police officer checked her license details and then, by way of conversation, remarked with a smile, “Mam, I see you’re from New York City. I spent some time there once and went on a
blind date with the most annoying woman I’ve ever met.“
Once again, Wilma turned to Jed and asked, “What did he say?“
“He said he thinks he knows you!” yelled Jed.