A Best Man at a wedding notices that the groom is incredibly happy. “I know that you are happy for your wedding day, but you seem incredibly ecstatic. Why?”
“My bride just snuck into my room while I was getting into my tux, and she gave me the most incredible blow job. I am about to marry the most amazing woman ever!”
As the bride is walking down the aisle, the maid of honor notices that she is very happy, even more than the situation warrants.
“Why so happy? I know it’s your wedding, but still you are on the moon with happiness.”
“It’s because I just gave my last blow job!”