My cell phone quit as I tried to let my wife

My cell phone quit as I tried to let my wife

know that I was caught in freeway gridlock and

would be late for our anniversary dinner. I wrote a

message on my laptop asking other motorists

to call her, printed it on a portable inkjet and taped it to my rear windshield.

When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the

longest kiss ever. “I really think you love me,”

she said. “At least 70 people called and told me so.”