The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the
“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!
There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite
frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen,
mean and dangerous! “
The captain responds, “Patricia, I’ve told you this before.
This is Air Force One…”