Two Boys Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Room.
The Teacher Says, “Why Are You Arguing?”
One Boy Answers, “We Found A Ten Dollor Bill And
Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.”
“You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves,”
Said The Teacher, “When I Was Your Age I Didn’t
Even Know What A Lie Was.”
The Boys Gave The Ten Dollars To The Teacher.