Bob Left Work One Friday Evening. But It Was Payday, So Instead Of Going Home, He Stayed Out The Entire Weekend Partying With His Mates And Spending His Entire Wages. When He Finally Appeared At Home On Sunday Night, He Was Confronted By His Angry Wife And Was Barraged For […]
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby. The Driver Says: “Ugh, That’s The Ugliest Baby I’ve Ever Seen.” The Woman Walks To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down, Fuming. She Says To The Man Next To Her: “The Driver Just Insulted Me.” The Man Says: “You […]
Two Boys Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Room. The Teacher Says, “Why Are You Arguing?” One Boy Answers, “We Found A Ten Dollor Bill And Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.” “You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves,” Said The Teacher, “When I Was Your […]
Two Homeless Men Are Devising A Plan To Get Free Drinks At A Bar. The First One Has An Idea: “We’ll Buy A Hot Dog And Stick It Down Your Pants, Walk Into The Bar, Get Our Drinks, Drink, And When The Bartender Asks For His Money, You Pull Down […]
It Was Christmas Eve. A Woman Came Home To Her Husband After A Day Of Busy Shopping. Later On That Night When She Was Getting Undressed For Bed, He Noticed A Mark On The Inside Of Her Leg. “What Is That?” He Asked. She Said, “I Visited The Tattoo Parlor […]
