There was an older couple whose love life was quite stagnant. Their bedroom routine now consisted of reading books silently to themselves before turning out the lights to
sleep with a pillow between them.
One night, the husband began playing with his wife below the covers, and she felt the sensation and began to breathe a little deep. All the sudden, he stopped. About two
minutes later, he once again begin rubbing her down there this time, a little deeper and faster. And once again, he abruptly stopped.
This time she rolled over and said “ if you’re trying to pleasure me with your hand, you need to do it for more than 30 seconds!!!” The husband says “shhhh I’m trying to read,
and I’m not trying to pleasure you. I needed to wet my finger to turn the page!!”