Theres a lady 6 months pregnant with twins in a car crash And she goes into a coma. When she wakes up 7 months later, she’s startled and confused.
‘What happened?’ She says to the nurse
Nurse goes ‘it’s okay, your safe. You were in a car accident!’
Lady replies ‘what about my babies?’
Nurse, ‘don’t worry, you’re brothers been looking after them. He even named them!’
Lady looks astounded. ‘Him? But he’s an idiot! What did he name them?’
Nurse says ‘for the girl, he called her Denise. ‘
The lady thought this was actually a rather sweet name. ‘And the boy twin?’
The nurse made careful eye contact.
‘De Nephew’. She says.