Three men are waiting at the pearly gates. when one of them asks the other two how they died.
“I came home early from work. When I walked in the door I could smell cigar smoke and my
wife was half naked. I knew she was cheating and sure enough when I looked out the window
there was the mailman smoking a cigar and smiling! I was so enraged that I grabbed the
fridge and threw it out the window. I immediately passed out. I must have had a heart attack!”
says the first man. The second replies “Wow, I was having a great day, walking my regular
postal route and smoking a cigar like I always do when I heard a window smash and suddenly I
was here!” The two men look at each other in realization. Then then look to the third man who
asked the question. “So there I was, naked in the fridge…”